Sen. Rand Paul has written his own retelling of the classic poem “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas,” called ‘” Twas the Week Before Christmas” about the $1.7 trillion omnibus bill. He performs it in a video, which is currently going viral on social media.
The senator from Kentucky is seen donning a red blazer before a Christmas tree and fireplace backdrop. “‘Twas a week before Christmas and all through the Senate and House, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse,” he begins. “The earmarks were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there. The senators have nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of pork danced in their heads.”
As for the rest, well, watch the video.
I think my favorite parts are the shout-outs. “Now, McConnell! Now, Schumer! Now, Pelosi and Vixen! On Biden! On Stupid! On Dumber and Blitzen! To debt! To bankruptcy! To free money for all! Now dash, dash away, more cash for all!” Paul says.
